Haley Jo :)

tomoatmeal:

The sign on the table read: “PLEASE OFFER THIS TABLE TO OUR HANDICAPPED GUESTS.”  I didn’t have to wait long.

“Sir?  Can I help you over to that table?” I asked.

The man looked confused.  “I’m not handicapped,” he said.

I couldn’t believe it.  I had to think quick.

“I know.  I was talking to the guy behind you.”

The man turned around to look and then turned back.  “That’s a tray of coffee cake.”

The mention of coffee cake caught the barista’s attention.

“Does someone want coffee cake?” she asked.

“Yes.  I’ll take the coffee cake,” I said.

“The whole thing?”

“Yes.”

“That’s going to cost like $30.00.  I think maybe you should….”

“Just give me the damn cake!” I screamed.

I paid the woman and then took the cake over to the handicapped table and placed it on the chair.

“God!  You are the biggest loser ever!” I thought to myself.  “I can’t believe you’re actually doing this.”

“Shut up!” I screamed.  “I don’t know another way out!”

HAVE I MENTIONED HOW MUCH I LOVE TOM OATMEAL? Oh my god hahaha